Theater rules to follow in real life

  1. Never ever touch someone else’s props without permission.
  2. Always put everything exactly where you plan to find it next show.
  3. If you find yourself in a mistake, make it big so it seems like part of the process.
  4. Know you need the rest of the cast and treat them like a treasure, know you need the crew and treat them like pure gold.
  5. If you are getting a bunch of admiration and you feel good, remember the last time you bombed so you stay normal in your head.